Saturday, 31 January 2026

The Dead Man's Touch, Inspector Gilles Maintenon Mystery #11. Chapter Two. Louis Shalako.

Margot.















Louis Shalako



The first case was that of a young man, Alain Garreau, nineteen years old. Missing for two weeks, no body, no sightings. Friends and family knew nothing. No one knew anything, and yet the mother was utterly convinced.

Whether she was merely hysterical, or had some knowledge that she wasn’t willing to share, was a good question, but she was certain her little boy had been killed. Not knocked down by a bus, not drowned in the river, but brutally murdered by someone or something nameless, and for reasons unknown. His few friends had claimed to know nothing of his whereabouts or the reason for his absence. He had not turned up at his employment, working evenings and weekends at a small green-grocers just blocks away from home, in fact the mother shopped there regularly—it was that close. With no evidence, none whatsoever, for or against, one must wonder if a body would eventually turn up—dead or alive. The thoughts of her precious little boy, simply running away from home, were somehow inconceivable to the lady; a familiar type.

And where the hell was he supposed to go—right.

This one didn’t seem all that interesting so far, and he set that one aside.

The next one was a little better.

A young woman, dead in her bed—strangled, and with big, dirty shoe-prints leading in from the front door. Across that beautiful white carpet—it was that kind of house, and up those stairs and down that hallway and ending up right at the bedside. Where, presumably, the young lady had been sleeping, oblivious to the danger. The same prints going back down, the other way, fading out as dirt and crud and moisture was lost with each and every step. That might have been all right, figuratively speaking. It had been a rainy night, with dirty puddles and genuine mud all over the place. There were photos and everything and it all seemed cut-and dried. But. Murder by unknown stranger was also quite rare—those were very difficult to solve, not without witnesses, and especially not without a known motive. But it was a very prosperous household. The family name, Boitard, was well-known, the house very modern, which included proper deadbolts, and all known keys accounted for—mostly, and it would be easy enough to make a copy. The idea of a stranger, a burglar, picking a deadbolt on the front door and then just killing someone for the sheer hell of it wasn’t very convincing in the eyes of the attending detectives and he could certainly understand why. Nothing of any real value had been taken, or so they said—just a life. The home of a banker, there were plenty of objets d’art, pictures on the wall, hell, even the booze in the cabinet had its value. Bankers were smart enough not to keep large sums of money in the house, although there would be some small cash, in a wallet or a purse…there was the silverware. The housekeeper kept a small lock-box in a drawer of her own little desk. Petty cash, and never more than a hundred francs in there. There had been no signs of tampering and according to her, nothing had been disturbed.

Also, a proper burglar would have come in a window, a back door. The cellar door, a coal chute. If surprised in the act, they might have strangled someone, but why put them back to bed? Why not just run for the door. The detectives on scene, hadn’t gotten anywhere else with it.

“Hmn. The butler did it.” He tossed that one aside. “Any honest criminal would have wiped his shoes on the mat by the door.”

Pros tried very hard, not to leave any evidence at all. Amateurs spewed clues, real and fake, all over the place. Also, locking back up again would take real nerve, and possibly a good bit of time—and yet that was what, ostensibly, had happened. It was barely possible, that a real pro would try to make it look like an inside job, in which case the question was, why the footprints?

Just then, there were footsteps and the door came crashing open. The door closed with a bang and he looked up.

Margot—

Putting her bag down, and turning, she saw him.

“Gilles!” Margot, and making a beeline for him as he quickly stood. “Oh, Gilles, it’s so good to see you. Especially as we thought you were a goner—”

Standing, he was cornered there by the side of the desk and she was going to hug him whether he liked it or not. There were a couple of clicks from the mid-back area as she readjusted his spine for him.

“Er, thank you, my dear.”

Right out of nowhere, she gave him a quick peck on the cheek and turned away, eyes suspiciously moist, and engaged in the immediate business of stowing her jacket, the hat, and the contents of the briefcase.

“LeBref has your cat.”

“Yes, I know.” He settled in again, wondering, but the others were somewhat unlikely to hug him, although handshakes and all kinds of talk would appear to be inevitable.

They’d only let him out of the hospital Friday, and the weekend had been spent quietly, doing a bit of shopping and stocking up on a few things for the kitchen.

There was that third file sitting there waiting for him.

He sighed, deeply.

“Ah, what the hell.” Opening up, he began to read.

***

The third file wasn’t so much bizarre, as intriguing. Just what the doctor might have ordered if only he wasn’t such a fussy old fool, likable enough for all of that. Two dead young men, blood stains and a weapon. The bodies are missing, and just a tonne of blood on the floor, the counters, and the knives. Big, fat, and very sharp carving knives. Kitchen staff, no one saw or heard anything—or so they were saying. If one young fellow had killed the other, that was one thing. For two young men to kill each other, (and how was that even possible), and one must also ask just how the bodies had been removed. If one had killed the other, why remove the body at all…unless to obscure exactly which one had been killed, and thereby, which one had been guilty. Why the two knives. That part was a little bizarre, one had to admit. It would have taken some thought, some planning, in what was ostensibly une crime passionnel. And the kitchen in question was busy—he knew the place, although he’d never eaten there. The sort of restaurant that was talked about, and by all the right people. Whatever had happened, hadn’t taken much more than thirty seconds, a minute at most, when all others were either absent from the room or just plain busy. Which did not necessarily make it impossible. It was hard to believe someone being stabbed wouldn’t have screamed or made some other noises…it was hard to believe the whole crew would leave the room, and all at the same time.

That would have been too convenient, and everyone was denying it anyways—

Other than that, it was one hell of a set-up, and there was much food for thought there.

With the stories of their fellow workers more or less unshakeable, this one looked interesting enough…

He went back and read them all through again, hopefully Andre or somebody would show up and they could get down to work. It was doctor’s orders, and for the next few weeks he wouldn’t be working alone, not for any reason, anywhere other than this very room. They were right about concussions, of course, but the truth was that he felt all right and it was time to move on.

He looked up at the clock. He’d take just about anybody, at this point.

One of the young bucks might be best, leaving Margot and the older ones for the more important stuff.

***

“Ah.”

“Good morning, sir.” Martin Garnier, whom Gilles had met briefly down in Bagneres du Luchon. “It’s good to see you’re back. I’m Garnier.”

“Yes, I know. I thank you for your work here, also, er, down there.”

“Yes, sir.” Garnier was a sergeant now, having passed the test with flying colours and with sufficient seniority to make his current assignment stick well enough.

Other than that, Maintenon didn’t know much about the man.

“Okay, grab yourself a coffee and we’ll talk.”

“Absolutely.” The grin said it all, but that coffee pot was part of the routine around here and he knew it well by this time. “Oh.”

Garnier reached into a pocket and pulled out a box of his favourite thin black cheroots.

With a slight blush to the cheekbones, he laid them reverently on the corner of Maintenon’s desk.

“It’s a real honour to be here, sir.”

Maintenon nodded wordlessly, and why dispute the obvious. The man had earned it, after all.

…and here was LeBref again, and right behind him, Archambault, and then Firmin. More bonhomie. It had to end eventually, and yet it felt pretty good as well. He’d missed them all, just as much as they’d missed him. Finally, they settled down, some to their desks and one or two right out that door just about as quickly as they’d come in. It was like they just wanted to touch him, a touch on the shoulder, a pat on the back…they wanted to hear him talk; just convincing themselves it was real, perhaps.

He’d come back from the dead, after all.

“Where’s Hubert?”

Margot looked up.

“Still at the hospital.”

“Ah.”

“I’m giving fifty-fifty odds. It’s either a girl or a boy—”

Maintenon grinned and she put her head down and went back to work.

He looked at Martin, seated by now at his own desk.

“Are you super busy today? Anything truly pressing, anything you just can’t get out of?”

“Ah—no, no, sir.”

“All right. We’ll take off in a few minutes, assuming you have to make quick call or something…”

Martin Garnier looked at the files on the desk, a few brief notes there, and shook his head.

“Nothing that can’t wait until later.”

“All right. Just give me a minute and we’ll be out of here. Ah—we’ll need a car.”

With a nod, Garnier reached for the phone as Gilles idly opened up a desk drawer.

He didn’t think he’d need it, but he was sort of curious to know what they’d done with his weapons.


END


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Wednesday, 28 January 2026

The Dead Man’s Touch. Inspector Gilles Maintenon Mystery #11. Chapter One. Louis Shalako.

Official portrait of Inspector Gilles Maintenon, head of the Special Homicide Unit.














Louis Shalako

 

 

Gilles had dressed very carefully, in the charcoal jacket, the crisp white linen shirt and the almost silvery tie with its small but tastefully visible fleurs de lis in a lighter grey. The trousers were only a shade lighter than the jacket, and the shoes were black of course.

The socks, black silk with little red deaths-heads on them.

This would be something of an occasion, otherwise he wouldn’t have bothered.

It was his first day back on the job, and of course Roger had to call first thing and ask him to come on down. Someone on the front desk must have tipped him off that Gilles was in the building. He’d barely gotten his hat and jacket off, and his phone was already ringing off the hook.

It was a warm summer morning, and he could already feel the sweat-stains in the armpits.

Repressing any irritation he might have felt, he moseyed on down there and was admitted into the inner sanctum without delay.

“Gilles. Welcome back—and congratulations on your recovery.”

They shook hands, briefly but warmly enough.

“You look good.”

“Thank you, Roger.”

He took a chair as the other shuffled file folders.

“Okay, Gilles. The only real reason I called you down here, is just to ask. Please try not to strain yourself. Concussions can be damned tricky things, and then there is the blood pressure and all of that sort of thing.” We wouldn’t want the poor boy getting an embolism of the brain or whatever. “Just promise that you won’t push yourself too hard, okay?”

“Okay. Fine. Be that way.” Gilles shrugged it off, but then he would—wouldn’t he.

Langeron pushed a button.

“Coffee?”

“Er, no, thank you.” Gilles made a face.

He’d already had about three this morning, feeling a bit stubborn as he was, and sort of making a point of not coming in until nine o’clock on the dot. His usual time was more like seven-thirty or eight. By this point in time, there wouldn’t be a single case-file on his desk, and there would be no point in following his usual routine, which normally gave him a little peace and quiet first thing, and time to read up and to think upon what comes next...in any given case.

“That’s fine, Gilles, I won’t keep you too long. Look, I’ve got three files here—all from other units, asking for some help. These cases are still warm. Which one do you want?”

“I’ll take all of them.” With a bit of a grimace, he pulled himself up from the depths of the chair, and a very nice chair it was, too.

“Well, don’t you even want to hear about them—”

“Not particularly.”

With a shake of the head, Roger Langeron handed off the folders and Gilles turned his back.

“Next time, I will offer a cognac, the very best Napoleon, expensive as all Hell, and serve me right, too.” The tone was rueful. “You could at least hang around for a while. I’ve got some pretty good cigars.”

Gilles spun back around, on his way out the door.

“Next time, I might even stay a little longer.”

That funny little grin and the glitter in those eyes helped, but only so much. The door was swinging shut—

“Yes. That’s our Gilles all right.” He picked up another folder and began to read.

Gilles poked his head back in and Roger looked up.

“Yes?”

“We can talk about early retirement.”

“Really? I don’t believe you.” Still, he was grinning now.

“I meant yours.”

Quietly, ever so gently, the door snicked shut.

“Huh. Huh—huh.”


***

 

Three flights of stairs, three up and three down.

Maintenon was still thinking of early retirement, in humorous terms to be sure. He still had a couple of years to go, and people had stayed on for various reasons. Whether that would be a privilege or a punishment was hard to say. Would he still be doing this into his seventies? It didn’t seem very likely, and yet it was hard to visualize much of anything else, either. He could always buy a small farm somewhere and learn how to grow cucumbers and such…Poirot had grown vegetable marrows as he recalled, without actually knowing or even caring what they were.

Entering the room, the only one there was LeBref, head down, making copious notes and with a phone jammed up to an ear…he put a palm over the mouthpiece.

“Oh, hey, Gilles, how’s it going.”

Gilles nodded and eyeballed the room, which seemed oddly different, even though the place looked just about the same. Sort of smaller than he had remembered it. It really was getting a little grubby in there, and the cobwebs in the corners were all too evident in the strong morning light…theoretically, the cleaners came through every night, in the early, pre-dawn hours. If so, they must be pretty blind. It’s either them, or us, or so he thought. Someone around here, was getting pretty damned blind—Roger’s palatial office stood in real contrast to this, naturally enough as he was commissioner. Even so, this kind of neglect carried a certain message too.

“It’s going all right.” Sitting down at his desk, somewhat unfamiliar after weeks or even months, he looked over at the coffee pot, which appeared to be empty.

Rising with a grunt, he grabbed the Pyrex pot and headed off down the hall to find some water. The actual percolator was aluminium, with a glass bubble on top so you could keep an eye on things. When he got back, the other fellow, Detective Joseph LeBref, a near-midget but not quite as people said, was gone. A man so short, his very name had been compressed, the proper form being Le Bref. Gilles spooned in the ground beans, added just a few grains of salt, added water, and set it to percolate on the gas-ring.

Sighing, he settled in to read—it struck him that the thin, padded seat-cushion, tied by ribbons onto a hard maple chair, had reached the end of its days and he’d have to get another one. He’d been gone damn near two months, and he had been taking good chairs, and soft seating for granted the last little while. The contrast between this and Roger’s chairs was stark. Had he really been sitting on that thing for the term of so many years, almost uncountable? He couldn’t recall, not in the whole history of the Unit, any instance of anyone ever getting a new chair or a new desk.

Thoughtfully, he pulled a pen and made a quick little note. If Roger really wanted to talk, then he might just be getting something of an earful. Some fresh paint, new desks, better chairs and such might do a lot for morale, and of course Roger was big on morale. Who wasn’t, right? Senior officers of the Sûreté talked about it all the time. He might have even done it himself.

Quite frankly, it might even be time to move—a room twice the size wouldn’t be nearly enough, not when you considered how busy they could be, and in fact, they’d been promised new blood, new faces and new bodies, and one wondered where they were supposed to put them all. Or even just to get them all. It was high time, too—he would tell Roger all about it when he was more in the mood.

The coffee was ready, the aroma permeating the room.

And now, it was time to open up that first file.

 

END

 

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