Tuesday, 24 February 2026

The Dead Man's Touch, Inspector Gilles Maintenon Mystery #11. Chapter Seven. Louis Shalako.

One hell of a long day.
















Louis Shalako




Unlocking the door to his own flat was both novel and as old as time itself, or so it felt.

The housekeeper, whose name he hadn’t been able to recall, was long since gone, not that one could blame her under the circumstances of the time. Three stiffs in a deep freeze would have been more than enough. It might take some time to find another one, not that he was in any kind of a hurry.

Flipping the switch, it would appear they had electricity—finally. There was the smell of gas in the air from the pilot light on the stove, and underlying that, a weekend spent with nothing but candles for lighting. What the hell, the phone might even work. Things were looking up, and no more roughing it in the bushes, as people said. Without heat, light, and power, it was just another bad campsite—admittedly, one with a dozen good eateries within a six-block radius.

With a bag of groceries under one arm, he bent and picked up Sylvestre in his wire cat-carrier, and entered the old familiar space. Not exactly police business, and he had taken a cab over to LeBref’s place. He could always turn in the receipt and hope for the best.

Once the door was closed, he opened up the carrier and sat on the spindle chair by the door to pull the laces and kick off the shoes. The cat, suspicious indeed after recent events, stayed in the carrier.

“It’s all right, Sylvestre; we are home at last. And—I have a little treat…”

Setting the bag down on the kitchen counter, he began pulling stuff out, a baguette, fresh carrots, and a dozen eggs just for starters. Spaghetti noodles, a tin of sauce. A tin of sardines, three or four of them in fact…Sylvestre, unaccustomed to being abandoned, adopted by strangers, lugged around in alien contraptions at a moment’s notice, had his nose at the hole, but the animal clearly had reservations. Gilles grinned as the cat sniffed the air, wondering. He pulled out the last few things, bacon, cognac, cigars, tinned fruit.

“Oh, yes, my fine furred fellow, you are surely going to love this…”

Gilles opened the cupboard and found a bowl and wiped out a thin film of dust. Pulling a drawer, he found a butter knife…using the attached metal key, he found the little metal tab on the tin. Giving the key a twist, there came a characteristic snap as air entered the hermetically-sealed canister of paper-thin metal and at that point, Sylvestre decided this might be his long-lost Maintenon after all. The animal came out, still a little hesitant, still sniffing the air as if confronted by some weird air of unreality, but come out to investigate he did. And it was well—

He pried a couple of oily, silvery fish out of the tin and poured some of the juice over it.

Gilles set the bowl on the floor in the usual place. A bowl of water came next. Ears well back, and with one eye on the oddly-familiar man in this rather strange yet sort of familiar kitchen, Sylvestre put his face down and had another good sniff. Quietly, with a minimum of fuss, bother, and above all, noise, Gilles proceeded to put a few things away, including a couple of bottles of cold beer.

It was only then, that he remembered to take his hat off, and to hang up his jacket. The socks would be okay for a while. As for the tie, that could go, and right now, and he stuffed that into the jacket pocket to be dealt with later.

Tentatively, Sylvestre tasted it with the tongue and then decided this might be all right after all.

Sylvestre: not too sure about this guy...

“Hmn.” And now, what in the hell am I supposed to eat—

That was one very good question, but if nothing else he could put the carrots away. He cut a few slices off the baguette and buttered them up, setting them on a small plate on the table. He pulled the cork from a bottle of white from the refrigerator. Poured himself half a glass—there wasn’t much left in there and he might as well finish it off. Any excuse will do, sometimes.

It would give him time to think.

Other than that, he was damned tired after one full day at work, and his thoughts returned to early retirement.

And just exactly how boring that might be—

It was also time to open up a few windows and turn on the fans.

***

It was almost predictable. Over-stimulated, as his mother might have said once-upon-a-time. His head was a jumble of thoughts, all competing for attention, all of them demanding some resolution, right now, and not later when it would be so much more practical.

Six o’clock in the fucking morning, unable to sleep, with thoughts of coffee and cigarettes dancing in his head. That, and the job, or jobs, ahead. It had been too much, that and a bit of a full bladder more than enough to convince.

Poor old Gilles had tossed and turned half the night, and not the good half either—fact was, he’d woken up at two-thirty a.m., and although he’d had the odd little dream-fragment after that, it was like he’d barely slept at all. It was like dreaming when you weren’t quite asleep after all—and as soon as you realized what was going on, you were right back to reality again.

“Argh.”

He couldn’t really blame the cat either. Sylvestre had come to bed with him under some slight protest, carried all the way in from the front room. After settling in for a while, right in between Maintenon’s legs in their irritating and universal cat-fashion, he’d been gone when Gilles woke up the first time.

There was the question of what he would be wearing today, and then he needed a shit, a shave and a shower…after that, a minimal breakfast and at least one coffee. One coffee and half a dozen cigarettes…

With Sergeant Simard firmly in their corner, and having granted Pelletier’s request, they had agreed that the young man and the car would be at his doorstep at seven-thirty on the dot.

Glancing at the clock, Gilles figured the bugger would do it, too, and maybe even be a little bit early. And if that were true, and it probably would be—

He’d better get a move on, and now here was Sylvestre, no doubt wondering about breakfast himself.

***

For the time being, the other detectives would be handling things, but then they’d been doing it for the last two months under Andre Levain and Inspector Delorme, brought in to replace him when Gilles went missing. While Gilles had the three cases, Pelletier had none, and that left him free enough for the time being.

What that meant, was that Maintenon and young Pelletier could simply sit there in the room, read reports, drink coffee, smoke in Gilles’ case at least, and knocking a few ideas around.

It was all part of the training—

Just reading, had consumed a couple of hours right off, considering Pelletier had to wade through all of the stuff Gilles had already read; whereas Gilles only had Pelletier’s stuff to read, and admittedly, to compare with that which had gone before.

At some point, Édouard had politely inquired, and then headed off for the restroom.

Maintenon picked up the phone. He’d get an appointment with Roger, and then they’d get right into it again.


END

Previous Episodes.

Chapter One

Chapter Two

Chapter Three

Chapter Four

Chapter Five

Chapter Six


Louis Shalako has books and stories available from Google play in ebook and audio.

Here is Dead Reckoning, the tenth in the Inspector Gilles Maintenon Mystery Series, available from Amazon.

See his works on ArtPal.


Thank you for reading.



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